meladoodle:

my parents and grandparents have all these cool stories about when they were young and the only exciting thing that happened to me was when my dad accidentally called me dad

(Source: meladoodle, via phobias)

thrashturbate:

I鈥檒l bet you鈥檇 look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

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vorfreudde:

Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup聽

(via orgasm)

hungarian:

if u rub your boobs together it will start a fire

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